1. We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope.
--- Martin Luther King, Jr.
2. Words and hearts should be handled with care, for words when spoken and
hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair.
3. Being defeated is often a temporary condition,
giving up it what makes it permanent
4. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish
the dull side.
5. God is real, unless declared integer
6. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights
make a left.
7. Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
8. Home is where the television is.
9. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which
you need more.
10. Death is hereditary.
11. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
12. Never argue with a fool. People might not know
the difference.
13. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
14. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
15. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
16. Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.
17. Well done is better than well said.
18. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make
them when nobody is looking.
19. They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why take the chance.
20. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't
expect it back.
21. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
22. I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
23. Pessimist: A person that looks both ways when crossing a one-way street.
24. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an approaching train.
25. Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives.
26. I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it.
27. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
28. LUCK stands for Laboring Under Correct
Knowledge
29. Everyone should have a spouse, because there are
a number of things that go wrong that one can't blame on the government.
30. The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceeds
to tell you why it isn't.
31. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right
side.
32. An expert is someone who takes a subject you
understand and makes it sound confusing.
--- Martin Luther King, Jr.
2. Words and hearts should be handled with care, for words when spoken and
hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair.
3. Being defeated is often a temporary condition,
giving up it what makes it permanent
4. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish
the dull side.
5. God is real, unless declared integer
6. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights
make a left.
7. Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
8. Home is where the television is.
9. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which
you need more.
10. Death is hereditary.
11. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
12. Never argue with a fool. People might not know
the difference.
13. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
14. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
15. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
16. Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.
17. Well done is better than well said.
18. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make
them when nobody is looking.
19. They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why take the chance.
20. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't
expect it back.
21. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
22. I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
23. Pessimist: A person that looks both ways when crossing a one-way street.
24. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an approaching train.
25. Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives.
26. I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it.
27. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
28. LUCK stands for Laboring Under Correct
Knowledge
29. Everyone should have a spouse, because there are
a number of things that go wrong that one can't blame on the government.
30. The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceeds
to tell you why it isn't.
31. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right
side.
32. An expert is someone who takes a subject you
understand and makes it sound confusing.
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